Arz kiya hai....
Kal jab mile thhe
To dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
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Laakhon honge Nigaah mein..
Kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo
Mere pyar ke icon par...
Kabhi to double click karo...
Shayad mere pyar ko
Taste karna bhool gaye..
Dil se aisa cut kiya
Ke paste karna bhool gaye...
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+del kar doonga..
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don't like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space.
Ghar se jab tum nikle
Pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jane kitne dilon ka
Ho gaya server down.
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Ye teri aankhen hain ya gehari jheel
Big Deal! Big deal!
Door se dekha to Baarish ho rahi thi
Door se dekha... to Baarish ho rahi thi
Paas ja kar dekha to Bheeg gaya!
Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha...
Door se dekha.. to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa...
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote...
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote...
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chechak ke daag hote...
Chand to tu hai hi... sitaare bhee saaath hote!
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!
Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai
Tum aa gaye ho, Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen...
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa.. to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi!
Dharti so rahi hai, Aasman so raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,Aasman so raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
Before marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti!
After marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
Taj Mahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti!
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, manki shakti, Bournvita!
Maine uski yaad mein rorokar tub bhar diye..
Maine uski yaad mein rorokar tub bhar diye..
Lekin woh kambakht usi mein nahakar chal diye
Maine use dekha angle badal badalkar..
Maine use dekha angle badal badalkar..
Usne mujhe mara sandal badal badalkar
Maine uski yaad bhulane ke liye ciggarette jala di..
Maine uski yaad bhulane ke liye ciggarette jala di..
Lekin yeh kambakht ishq aisa hai ke aandhi chala di.
Jab yaar yaari bhool gaye..
Jab hosh wale behosh ho gaye..
Jab jeene wale hi mar gaye..
To hum kis kam ke rah gaye.
Sher ko dekhkar pigalne wale kayar hote hain..
Sher ko dekhkar pigalne wale kayar hote hain..
Sher ko piglaane wale Shayar hote hain
Door se dekha to haseena zulfein lahra rahi thi..
Door se dekha to haseena zulfein lahra rahi thi..
Paas gaya hi nahin..
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